BFI London Film Festival 2022

BFI London Film Festival 2022

The BFI London Film Festival made a rip-roaring return this year, extending its programming further and wider into film, television, and virtual reality. LFF has historically been seen as a second-order festival – simply picking up the best from Cannes, Venice, and elsewhere for British audiences. But under Festival Director Tricia Tuttle, who is stepping down at the end of this year, the festival’s international profile has been significantly boosted. This year there were an unprecedented 23 world premieres, including the latest from Guillermo Del Toro and Asif Kapadia.

But LFF is also a deeply public festival, which shuns the elitism and overwrought prestige of Cannes in favour of large public screenings, where people other than journalists, filmmakers and celebrities have access to tickets. It’s a festival where ordinary cineastes can walk on the red carpet – where friendly interactions between filmmakers and audience members are delightfully unremarkable. With a vast range of screenings across London, and some in cinemas across the UK, LFF broke its own box office records days before it had even finished. It was a joy to attend this year alongside such enthusiastic audiences, and LFF 2022 was probably my best festival yet.

This year, free from the shackles of COVID anxiety, I managed to see 20 films. Here are my thoughts on them.

Eco-cinema

Filmmakers have long drawn attention to issues of climate change and environmental harm, and this year I saw four films that tackled these themes full on. The Danish documentary Into the Ice (★★★★★) follows three scientists who work on the Greenland ice sheet, which covers a vast territory of 1.7 million square kilometres. One of their primary goals is to measure how quickly the ice is melting, which will provide insights into the scale of future sea level rises. Some of this work is extremely difficult to carry out, and the most striking sequences are when the director accompanies the British glaciologist Alan Hubbard in abseiling nearly 200 metres into a “moulin” – effectively a cathedral-sized hole in the ice, created by meltwater – in order to take measurements. What emerges from this is some of the most breathtaking footage of the natural world I have ever seen. The film succeeds in being both a powerful appreciation of the natural world and an urgent call for action to mitigate climate change.

Set on the other side of the world, in the Bolivian Chaco desert, the gentle and beautiful Utama (★★★★★) follows an elderly Quechua couple who are nearing the end of their lives. Their simple existence herding llamas in the desert is made increasingly difficult by the persistent lack of rain and their own old age. From a cast of entirely non-professional actors, director Alejandro Loayza Grisi obtains two utterly extraordinary performances from the actors playing the couple. There is a very real and moving sense of a husband and wife who have said so much to each other over the years that little more needs to be said. Glances, furrowed brows, and silence speak loudly enough. And the film perfectly balances the small-scale with the epic. Grisi shows minute attention to the details of clothes and possessions, while also harnessing the vast cinematic scale of the desert landscape; in the same way, a small story of an elderly couple acts as a powerful metaphor for the broader narrative of traditional ways of life coming under threat from globalisation and climate change.

José Calcina in Utama

Environmental harm is at the centre of two other films, including the French thriller The Blaze (★★★★☆), which follows a father and son in rural France who are trapped by a sudden and seemingly uncontrollable wildfire. Climate change is never actually mentioned in the film – instead, the increasing prevalence of wildfires is taken as a given, and the film focuses more fully on the father-son relationship. It’s incredibly technically well-done, giving the audience a visceral sense of the scorching heat, the sweat, the smoke, the dehydration. But the performances are also deeply convincing and nuanced, making the story all the more moving. Less successful is EO (★★★☆☆), a reimagining of Robert Bresson’s Au Hasard Balthazar with the same central conceit: a donkey wanders through the world, seeing and experiencing both the goodness and evil of humanity. Both films explore animal cruelty as a form of environmental harm. But where Au Hasard Balthazar was a masterpiece of spare, black-and-white minimalism, EO goes in the opposite direction: the donkey wanders through a phantasmagorical series of events, awash with surreal colour and dramatic music. It’s visually stunning, but the score is overbearing in places, and its maximalist style is ultimately less effective than the quiet dignity of Bresson’s original.

Do you remember?

A number of films this year dealt with the subject of memory, though in very different ways. Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (★★★★☆), which premiered at the festival, is an outstanding version of the familiar story with a significant change: the woodcutter Geppetto builds Pinocchio as a way of commemorating his recently deceased son. This alteration of the traditional narrative allows Del Toro to use the film as a way of meditating on death, and on how we remember those who have passed. It’s a darker, more complex telling of the story, which is thrillingly evoked through rich, textured stop-motion animation. Pinocchio has a courser, less polished appearance – he seems almost unfinished, with nails sticking out of his head – but his boyish enthusiasm shines through. And the settings are powerfully evoked by the animators, from the cold concrete of Italian fascism to the the gaudiness of the carnival. It is both immensely emotionally rich and astoundingly weird, but it is also an utter triumph.

David Bradley as Geppetto and Gregory Mann as Pinocchio

Memory is also a significant theme in Joanna Hogg’s The Eternal Daughter (★★★★☆), a chilling story of a middle-aged filmmaker who takes her mother to a hotel deep in the Welsh countryside. They are the only ones in the hotel, and she proves unable to shake the thought that there is some strange presence among them. I have been tepid on Hogg’s previous work, which is formally rigorous to the point of being a bit stilted. But here she takes on genre filmmaking to thrilling effect, drawing on the conventions of horror cinema while not giving in to cop-out or cliché. Through wispy, ethereal cinematography, she finds the gothic in the everyday – the slow creep of mist across the hotel grounds, the greenish glow of a fire exit sign, the distracted yet eerie humming of a bored receptionist. And she creates a ghostly, ambient soundscape, mixing an unnerving soundtrack with the discordant sounds of high-heeled footsteps and the clink of cutlery. It’s Hogg’s strongest and most distinctive work to date, with an extraordinary, multilayered performance by Tilda Swinton.

Tilda Swinton in The Eternal Daughter

Also drawing on the conventions of horror was Enys Men (★★★☆☆), the latest from director Mark Jenkin. Jenkin is well known for rejecting the advances of the digital revolution by shooting on 16mm film and hand-processing the film in his sink. Enys Men follows a woman working on a remote island and experiencing strange visions – some of which seem to be memories of her past. The film has some astounding, hypnotic images, and audacious and frightening sound design, which give the 1970s folk horror atmosphere a modern twist. But I felt a lack of structure meant that it packed less of a punch than Bait, his previous film. A lack of structure was also an issue for Nayola (★★★☆☆), which through vivid animation explores the lives of contemporary Angolans and their memories of the civil war. There are some very striking sequences, including a late turn into magical realism, but it felt too much like a series of good shorts turned into a feature rather than its own thing.

Cinematic politics

Different types of politics were a feature of many of the films I saw this year, but were particularly prominent in four. No Bears (★★★★★) is not simply a film but the latest act of defiance from Jafar Panahi, an Iranian director who in 2011 was banned from making films for twenty years (he has since made at least five). Panahi plays a version of himself, renting a room in a small Iranian village in order to remotely direct a film being shot over the border in Turkey. He increasingly has to deal with social conflicts in the village, while struggling with his own internet connection and with the (unspoken) restrictions placed on him by the Iranian authorities. That the film was made at all is an achievement in itself, but how much more satisfying that it is a work of such humour, complexity, and emotional richness. The village, which metaphorically represents certain aspects of Iran, is portrayed in ways both gently amusing and quietly excoriating. But Panahi also betrays elements of self-doubt – by pursuing his artistic vision, the cinematic Panahi puts others at risk in addition to himself. Shortly prior to the film’s release, Panahi was arrested and sentenced to six years in prison. The film which remains is an extraordinary statement of Panahi’s commitment to staying in Iran and keeping his artistic voice.

A pivotal scene in Jafar Panahi’s No Bears

The politics of language and religion are explored in Godland (★★★★☆), which follows a Danish priest in the late nineteenth century as he journeys to a village in Iceland to build a church. Rather than simply sailing there, he decides to travel across the island on foot to capture some of it with his camera. As the journey progresses, tensions emerge with his Icelandic guide, who doesn’t speak Danish, while the priest simply refuses to learn Icelandic. The cinematography is completely stunning: the 1.33:1 aspect ratio and the rounded corners of the image mimic the priest’s photographic plates, while the film has a Kurosawa-esque command of the weather – the audience feels windswept, drenched, lost in the fog. The pace is fairly slow, but for those with the patience, its surreal visual landscapes and complex character dynamics are absolutely captivating.

Elliott Crosset Hove in Godland

Elsewhere, Super Eagles ’96 (★★★★☆) is a spirited documentary about the Nigerian national football team and their campaign to win the gold medal at the 1996 Olympic Games. Yet it is also a story of the political and military dictatorship of the 1990s, and of how the football team was one of very few things that gave hope to a struggling population. The film deftly weaves together interviews with the team, archive footage, and reconstructions of Nigerian living rooms and cafes as their supporters root for the super eagles. It’s a hugely stirring and satisfying watch. The Angolan film Our Lady of the Chinese Shop (★☆☆☆☆), however, is neither stirring nor satisfying in the slightest. The film attempts to reflect on the politics of the Angolan state, and on the increasing economic involvement of China in the African continent. Unfortunately, its glacial pace, lacklustre acting, and pretentious narration make it an inept and intensely boring experience. Several people actually walked out of the cinema, while up to half of the remaining audience were asleep at some point (including me). When the most exciting thing happening onscreen is the grammatical and spelling errors in the subtitles, you know that the film isn’t very good.

Dying with Laughter

It’s always a joy to see comedies at the London Film Festival, and this year I wasn’t short of options. The Banshees of Inisherin (★★★★★) is the latest film from Martin McDonagh, whose work features astoundingly dark comedy alongside deeper philosophical reflections on life and death. His newest film, set in 1923, reunites Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson as two friends living on the fictional island of Inisherin off the Irish coast. Gleeson’s character suddenly decides he doesn’t want to be friends with Farrell’s character anymore, leading to a series of unintended and violent consequences. I thought the film was an immensely powerful exploration of loneliness and the effect that it has on people; the characters are physically separated from the mainland, but also somewhat emotionally separated from each other. The cast give uniformly brilliant performances, but particularly Farrell, who ranges expertly from cocksure arrogance to vulnerability and fear. The period setting and remoteness of the landscape lends a certain poetry to the cinematography, but it’s punctuated as ever with scabrous dialogue and gasp-inducing humour. I thought it was an outstanding character study that ranks among McDonagh’s greatest works.

Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell in The Banshees of Inisherin

Also set on an island, though completely different in tone, was Chee$e (★★★☆☆), which focuses on Skimma, a cheesemaker turned weed-dealer living in Trinidad. Skimma hopes to evade the authorities and buy himself a ticket off the island by hiding clumps of marijuana in the cheese he manufactures; however, in doing so he unwittingly creates a new strain of drug that causes hallucinations. The film changes hue fairly frequently, sometimes mid-scene, like a sort of weed-induced multicoloured fantasy – so it was no surprise to hear in the post-film Q+A that director Damian Marcano was high while doing the colour correction. It’s a scrappy and dynamic film, but also structurally a bit of a mess, leaving the audience stumbling around in the smoke.

Lou Lyons and Akil Williams in Chee$e

More structured was Klokkenluider (★★★★☆), the debut feature from Neil Maskell, who I know mostly as an actor who plays terrifying characters, especially assassins. He brings some of that intimidating energy to the story of a government employee and his wife who hide in the Belgian countryside after discovering a state secret and alerting a newspaper (the title is Dutch for “whistleblower”). Soon two men show up to guard them, causing tensions with the couple. It’s dark, very funny, and maintains a sense of mystery right to the end. A much brighter affair was Fast and Feel Love (★★★★☆), an utterly wonderful and hilarious Thai comedy. The film follows a professional cup-stacker and his attempts to sort out his life after his girlfriend leaves him. But it features a frenetic visual style and soundtrack which parodies modern blockbusters. I particularly enjoyed the references to Parasite and Star Wars memes, and the way in which the cinematography is itself the cause of many of the jokes (something surprisingly few comedies pull off successfully). It’s smart, inventive, and uproariously funny, and I can’t wait to see it again.

Whodunnit?

Mystery was at the heart of a number of films I saw, but four in particular. Medusa Deluxe (★★★★☆), a murder mystery set in a hairdressing competition, was an absolute riot, with Robbie Ryan’s dazzling cinematography presenting the story as if it takes place in one shot. The camera is restless, prowling around after various members of the ensemble cast, catching snatches of dialogue or glimpses of characters. It’s less of a straightforward whodunnit and more of a Robert Altman-style character study; indeed, the film succeeds in mocking the vanity and shallowness of the hairdressers while also celebrating their artistry. I did feel that certain characters were underdeveloped, and that the storytelling was actually slightly constrained by the one-shot conceit. Nonetheless, it’s a daring and technically virtuoso debut from a very talented young filmmaker, and I’m excited to see what comes next. Elsewhere, The Woman in the White Car (★★★☆☆) is a rare South Korean film with a mostly female crew and cast, weaving a compelling story of healing and empowerment into a dark, violent thriller. It’s quite a tough watch, and doesn’t have the levity of a Bong Joon-ho film, but it kept me guessing throughout.

Medusa Deluxe – a murder mystery set in a hairdressing competition

It’s always hard to pick favourites at the festival, but in addition to Into the Ice and The Banshees of Inisherin, the two final films reviewed here were exceptional examples of the power of cinema to challenge, entertain, and overwhelm. As the closing film, Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (★★★★★) provided a fitting and glamorous end to a glorious festival. Director Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig (as detective Benoit Blanc) return, but the wider cast have completely changed, as has the setting, from a New England mansion to a preposterously high-tech Greek island. This time Blanc’s investigation includes a tech entrepreneur and his acolytes, and is far more explosive (as one would expect from a sequel). It may not be quite as sharp or intelligent as the first film, but this is still streets ahead of the competition, with knowing, self-aware humour, a tightly-written plot, and a dazzling visual style. It’s probably the most purely entertaining film I saw at the festival this year.

Daniel Craig et al in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Finally, Decision to Leave (★★★★★) is the most recent film from the Korean director Park Chan-wook, who is not normally known for his restraint: a teenage viewing of his dark and violent Oldboy left me completely staggered at the exquisite cruelty of the narrative – delivered nonetheless with cinematic panache. How intriguing, then, to see director Park toning down some of his impulses in this immensely accomplished, haunting, and unexpectedly hilarious mystery. The film follows a mild-mannered insomniac detective who gradually becomes closer and closer to the woman at the centre of a police case. To say any more would spoil the feverish, jigsaw-like plot. Suffice it to say that this is a film of outstanding performances, where glances, subtle expressions, and small details contain clues as to how the narrative will unfold. The score is lush and romantic, and the cinematography is immensely impressive, with a range of unusual angles (including, at one point, from the perspective of a corpse). It will surely reward repeated viewings, but I’m glad that my first viewing was at the festival – in the middle of a full cinema, gasping and laughing at every twist and turn of the plot.

Park Hae-il and Tang Wei in Decision to Leave

Review – Skyfall

Phones, alcoholic beverages, a fragrance – even an entire Sky Channel has been created to honour James Bond in what is a historic year for the British spy. I have been a Bond fan as far back as I can remember and hotly anticipated the new film – yet what I was confronted with was somewhat different to what I expected. Did that make me feel bad about it? Well…

Review – Skyfall

2012, 143 mins, 12A, Dir. Sam Mendes, starring Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem and Naomie Harris.

Skyfall

There’s a moment at the very beginning of Skyfall that assures you that you’re in the right place. A character enters the frame, far away and very out of focus, and yet the brief burst of music tells you exactly who it is. And in the ensuing chase scene in Istanbul, once he has driven a motorbike through the Grand Bazaar, that character narrowly makes a jump from one train carriage to the next, immediately adjusting his cufflink as he straightens himself. Ladies and gentlemen. James Bond is back.

As an attack is made on MI6 and the names of undercover agents posted on the internet, M finds her position under threat while secrets from her past begin to surface. Bond has to track down the source of the attack and neutralise it, while also trying to save his position as a double-O agent. 

The story is strikingly and unusually personal to both Bond and M, and it is by far the most mature Bond we’ve ever had. Sam Mendes gives us everything we would expect from the franchise – cars, bullets, explosive action, exotic women, even the odd double entendre – but also so much more. It is daring in its emotional exploration of Bond, in its introduction of M as a major character, and in its pacing. It cannot be denied that this is a Sam Mendes film, and yet it is so quintessentially Bond. The action sequences are really quite spectacular, and what’s more, you can tell what’s going on! Unlike the constantly shaking camera of its predecessor, Skyfall takes a restrained look at the action, and the film, with the help of cinematographer Roger Deakins, does look absolutely beautiful, particularly in the fight in Shanghai, a swirling scene of bright neon colours and silhouettes.

Daniel Craig as… well, you know who it is.

Skyfall also triumphs in its villain. As Silva, Javier Bardem has a creepy haircut and an even creepier manner, trying to unsettle Bond on their first meeting – if his proposition fails to scare Bond, then it certainly scares the audience. What makes him work other than Bardem’s truly brilliant performance is the character’s constant stepping-ahead of MI6 – he is a formidable villain of the computer age, a hacker, not bent on world destruction, but on something different entirely.

With a bigger role, and with a lot more to say, Judi Dench shines as M. She retains her fierce banter with OO7 and yet shows emotional depth when confronted with her past ‘sins’. Her relationship with Bond is one of the film’s main themes and one of the main reasons why it succeeds; Daniel Craig is equally impressive, not just in the physical sense as we would expect, but in indicating that there is more to his character than we might believe. It’s weighty stuff, and they pull it off.

But above all, Skyfall represents a return to the classic era of Bond, even within the guise of a more modern setting. Adele’s theme tune is powerful and melodic, unlike the thudding failure that was ‘Another Way to Die’. The Aston Martin DB5 shows up to a great fanfare, and Ben Whishaw appears as the new (and very good) Q. Jokes are made in both of these instances about the car’s gadgets and of Q’s young age – the film is smart and self-knowing despite the seriousness of the story. And it is also very British. Bond’s patriotism is often commented on, and the London locations were certainly very familiar; OO7’s pursuit of Silva both in Whitehall and in a crowded tube station was exhilarating to watch.

James Bond with the Aston Martin DB5

Skyfall emerges from the financial troubles of MGM as a confident and mature return for the British spy. It is well-written and acted, and has a more artistic and restrained sensibility whilst never abandoning the explosions and gunfire that make the Bond films so recognisable. Sam Mendes’ direction of the story and of the characters makes this film utterly unique, and while I don’t want to ruin what happens right at the end, I think it’s safe to say that I can hardly wait without strangling someone for the next film in the series. Welcome back, OO7.

9/10

The London 2012 Olympic Ceremony

The greatest sporting event created by man (who else?) is in London. Right now. After years and years of planning, construction, and politicians grappling with annoyed transport workers and miserable cohorts of the British public, the capital of England (and perhaps of the world) is now home to the summer Olympics. I’m immensely excited about everything that’s going on in my hometown, even if at the time of writing my country has only got one medal. And a couple of days ago we were treated to a spectacular piece of television that was not quite enough to rival the ambitious antics of the Chinese four years earlier, but certainly something that would make us feel proud – the London Olympics Opening Ceremony, directed by none other than Danny Boyle.

The Opening Ceremony at the London Olympic Park

I was in Cornwall when it actually happened but managed to watch a recording the next day (which nonetheless allowed me to skip past the LONG parade of participating countries). It certainly seemed to be unlike any opening ceremony that came before it. Although it didn’t quite have the ‘massed choreography of the entire chinese army‘ (Charlie Higson, Twitter) it was a bold, beautiful, and supremely funny show that prompted a positive global reaction. It began by showing an intriguing part of our history, when the industrial revolution ruined the kind of small rural village ideals glimpsed in the first few minutes. Huge towers not unlike those in Ikea in Croydon rose up from the floor as smoke billowed above the stadium, and a sideburned Kenneth Branagh grinned and recited some Shakespeare (who could have expected that?). The drummers in their thousands pounded loudly and men in top hats and suits danced and saluted the new industry – it was an intense and fantastic opening, but it was only going to get better.

The Industrial Revolution

The next thing we knew, Daniel Craig was riding in a London Taxi to Buckingham Palace, getting out and ascending a carpeted staircase. As he went into an ornately fashioned room, he cleared his throat and Queen Elizabeth II, 85 years old, turned round instantly. ‘Good evening, Mr. Bond’, she declared, before following him out of the room and into a helicopter. Off they rode to the Olympic stadium, and then they jumped out, parachutes decorated with the Union Jack, while the James Bond theme blared throughout the stadium. Obviously the Queen didn’t actually do that, but the fact that she was game enough to star in the pre-made film proved this to be one of the greatest parts of the evening, and as I was catapulted back to my youth, largely spent watching James Bond films, a broad smile extended across my face. It was one of those moments which highlighted London’s Opening Ceremony as a very different one, one that wouldn’t take itself as seriously as those preceding it, which is what made it truly special.

The rest of the evening was filled with spectacles that were undoubtedly British. The NHS was celebrated with real doctors and nurses dancing to a toe-tapping beat, while children’s literature was also heralded as one of Britain’s great strengths, with J.K. Rowling reading a passage from J.M. Barrie’s ‘Peter Pan‘, as a large puppet-like Voldemort loomed over the audience. The forging of the 5 rings was a brilliant throwback to J.R.R. Tolkien, and the performance of none other than Mr. Bean during the Chariots of Fire scene left me nearly suffocated with laughter. One of the best parts for me was the montage of British music, throughout the ages. Music is so important in Boyle’s films, especially Trainspotting, and no expense was spared here – I loved spotting the Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Stones and Kinks songs that were played in the fast-moving celebration of our music culture. It was all so individual, so personal, so proud and so moving, and Paul McCartney’s performance of Hey Jude did NOT ruin the entire evening – 1. He’s 70 and 2. He’s a Beatle. Stop complaining, all of you.

Mr. Bean aids in the theme to ‘Chariots of Fire’ – dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Anticipation continued to mount after the countries had finished parading – who was going to light the Olympic cauldron? We saw David Beckham, that national hero who did so much to bring the Olympics to London, carrying it in a boat along the Thames… promptly it was passed on to Sir Steve Redgrave, who brought it into the stadium. Then, we were greeted with one of the greatest surprises of the night – several up-and-coming athletes, only notified of what they were doing a week before, carrying the torch each in around the stadium. It showed that Britain was committed to carrying its next generation on its shoulders and was a very touching, warm moment as these seven young people lit the ‘flame of unity’.

The seven promising athletes wait to be given the flame by Sir Steve Redgrave.

The Flame of Unity is lit.

So if there’s one thing (or in fact, several) that could be taken from the night, it was this: that Britain has a very proud sense of humour and is not afraid to display it. It also showed the dramatic idiosyncrasies of the UK in general, with self-referential gags and a healthy sense of the absurd carried throughout. We may not quite have reached the heights of China four years ago, but do we really need to? Danny Boyle has crafted an intelligent, visually stunning show that has broken records in terms of Olympic viewership in both Britain and the USA, and acted as a brilliant leeway into all the events that are happening over the next two weeks. The only things I have left to say are, ‘Go Team GB!’, and ‘Danny Boyle for a knighthood?’

 

Bond on blu-ray

The twenty-two James Bond films, from Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, from Connery to Craig, comprise my entire childhood. I can still remember that fateful day when as a young child I purchased a VHS tape of The Spy Who Loved Me from a market whilst on holiday in Durham, and that equally fateful day when I decided to watch it. Instantly I was filled with exciting images of car chases, dastardly villains, gunshots, brilliant theme tunes, more explosions than you could shake a stick at and the coolest spy ever committed to celluloid; in fact, six incarnations of him! I became an avid fan and set to work on viewing each of Bond’s numerous outings.

Nobody does it better.

Eventually there came a long hiatus when my VHS tapes suddenly became redundant and DVD rolled in. I didn’t watch a Bond film for three, perhaps four years, until Casino Royale exploded into cinemas. I thoroughly enjoyed the modern take on Ian Fleming’s first novel featuring the iconic spy, but hated its follow-up, Quantum of Solace, and thus another hiatus took place. It wasn’t until this year that I ultimately sat down in front of my television with a recorded Dr. No on my DVD-TV hard drive and indulged myself in classic Bond.

Dr. No

It was just brilliant. I loved every second of it; I may have preferred Roger Moore when I was eight years old, but I can now safely say that Sean Connery is Bond. There’s simply no argument about it. The film was exciting enough with its double-crossing characters and classic action set-pieces, but re-watching the film came a realisation. As a child, I had asked my mother: “Why is there a woman in every Bond film? Surely there’s got to be one that doesn’t have a woman.” I still haven’t found one, but Ursula Andress’ quite famous entrance from the Caribbean sea delighted me as I saw a side of Bond that I hadn’t quite noticed before. The oft-cited expression “The men want to be him… the woman just want him” suddenly made sense; I enjoyed the film even more than I did when I first watched it.

Ursula Andress' immortal entrance into film history

It is with this very personal introduction, therefore, that I address Metro Goldwyn-Mayer. I’ve wanted to rediscover the Bond films for a long time but the recent selected release of Blu-rays has prompted me to be patient. This is what was recently released in shops:

Features Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Thunderball, For Your Eyes Only, Live and Let Die and Die Another Day

Fair enough; certain Bond films such as Goldfinger have been released individually. But what a weird choice for a boxset. For Your Eyes Only? Die Another Day? Surely not classic Bond outings. What aggravates me the most is that while not all the films have yet been released, reviews suggest that the ones already out look absolutely astonishing on blu-ray. This is what stops me from getting a DVD boxset, yet I’ve been waiting for too long. This message is to you, MGM studios, put in large font for more of an effect:

My guess is they’ll release them in a big boxset next year for the fiftieth anniversary of Dr. No (and the release of the new film, Skyfall, which has the new Q!), but that’s still too long. I want to rediscover the thrill of Goldfinger, the mystery of Live and Let Die and the brilliant set-pieces of The Spy Who Loved Me in their full glory. Some of the greatest films ever made are Bond films. I honestly cannot wait another day.

Review – The Adventures of Tintin

I managed to get free tickets to a preview screening of the film – read my slightly average review below:

Produced by Peter Jackson and directed by none other than Steven Spielberg himself, everyone knew that a Tintin movie (the rights of which the director has held since 1983) was going to be a big deal. The series of comics by revered Belgian writer Hergé, the first written in 1929, have been a global success, showered with praise and translated into more than 80 languages worldwide, while the most dedicated fans often brand themselves “Tintinologists”. It will therefore come as a huge relief for many that Spielberg’s motion-captured homage to the plucky red-haired hero is funny, cinematically impressive and intensely difficult not to like.

Jackson had previously convinced Spielberg that filming Tintin in live action would not do the comics justice. When watching the film, one has to agree. The motion-capture technology brings Tintin to life. It’s admirable how seriously Hergé’s animated world is taken, from the detail of the characters to the cartoonish action sequences. One stunning scene takes place in a Moroccan town where Tintin chases down three small pieces of paper vital to his investigation – he loses Haddock in a sidecar (who had just blown a water dam to bits with a bazooka) and ends up zip-lining down a telephone wire on the remaining wheel of a motorbike. That’s a tiny fraction of what happens, but the impressive thing is that a large amount of this scene takes place in a single shot. It’s animated with visual flair, colour and virtuosity and is a return for Spielberg to the films he made in the 1970s and 1980s. It’s by far his most entertaining film since Jurassic Park.

The characters are done very well. Haddock, played by Andy Serkis is alcoholic and delusional; Tintin (Jamie Bell), every strand of his trademark quiff blowing in the wind, is as adventurous as the books make him out to be; and Thompson and Thomson (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost), hilariously incompetent, provide great comic relief. There have been obvious problems in terms of “dead eyes” in motion capture (exemplified by the rather creepy Polar Express and Beowulf) but Tintin doesn’t suffer from this. In fact, when adapting

Tintin and Snowy

from a series of pictures in which character eyes are black dots, the filmmakers do surprisingly well in making Tintin, Haddock and others look more human. Character movements are smooth and appear natural; occasionally I thought I was watching live action.

The Adventures of Tintin is pure fun. In fact, it’s a visual treat that despite minor flaws (a drawn-out ending, flat 3D) is one of the best films I’ve seen this year, encompassing a glorious world, constantly funny jokes and impressive action set-pieces. Go and watch it. You won’t regret it.

4 stars out of 5